"Keep drawing eyebrows on me, Dad. I'll be withdrawing money from your bank account later."
"Talk to me when you're born into royalty, Duchess."
"What's with this 'goo-goo ga-ga' nonsense?"
Two days old and this baby's already having an existential crisis.
"Come on, Mom. You're embarrassing me in front of the rubber ducky."
"You know what lady-bugs me? Pumpkins."
"Life was so much better in the womb."
"Are you going to feed me today or are you just going to keep taking pictures?"
"Try to take my cake away from me just one more time. One. More. Time."
"Oh, are you telling the story of my birth? We've heard it."
"She's behind me again, isn't she?"
When you want to be alone but your family doesn't get the hint.
"Yes, yes, I am a big boy. Now change my diaper."
"You can take the Halloween costume off now. It's January."
Wearing the traditional Scottish highland dress really celtics her off.