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These Are the Worst Marriage Proposals You'll Ever See

Here are a few ways to practically guarantee she'll say no . . .

Fails

Published October 8, 2014

These Are the Worst Marriage Proposals You'll Ever See

Here are a few ways to practically guarantee she'll say no . . .

Fails

Published October 8, 2014

1. A 24-Carat Diamond Set In A Fine Sandwich Bun.

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Any girl that would say "yes" to a proposal that involved a ring in a chicken sandwich is either very understanding or was deprived of oxygen at birth.

2. Merry Me?

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Dude, unless you are proposing to Santa Claus, you just screwed up big time. I hope you and your girlfriend went to the same elementary school.

3. Classy Mall Proposal

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Ah yes, serenading your love with a sort-of Mariachi band in the middle of a mall. What could go wrong? She could grab the ukulele out of your hands and bash you in the head with it, like this girl.

4. Hot Sauce Love

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I'm at a loss here. My one hope is that maybe they met in a Taco Bell and/or work together in a Taco Bell. In either case, welfare agents are standing by.

5. Multiple Choice Marriage

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Haha, I feel sorry for this guy. Not because she said no, but because he apparently thought she might.

6. Texting Tragedy

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This one is pretty self-explanatory. Although I'm not sure why the woman gets so furious at him even though the poor guy didn't do anything wrong. (Other than lose his phone).

7. Fast Food Fail

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Yup, a genius declares his eternal love for a woman via a fast-food pizzeria.

8. Most Boring Proposal Ever

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"Hi, want to get married?" "Yes." Okay." What a story these two will have to tell their kids . . .

9. Truck of Love

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Nothing says love quite like spray-painting a tarp and lashing it to the side of a dump truck. Pure class.

10. Proposal Almost Turns To Vehicular Manslaughter

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When this guy proposed to his girlfriend, he made sure to write it out on his car in case he forgot the words. When she said "no" he chased her down the street and tried to run her over. Ah, to be in love . . .