"Oh. Now that you mention it, that does make sense. I was wondering why you'd want something like this. Well, I technically got you a necklace, so I don't think it's fair for me to get you another one right away."
For example, when you ask your husband to wrap at least one shirt, clarify how you want him to wrap it. Otherwise, you get this. Can't imagine why the kids weren't pumped to open this on Christmas morning.
Guys, honesty is important. But it's okay to tell a little white lie every now and then. She knows she's probably not the most beautiful woman on a planet of about 3.5 billion females, but you don't need to remind her of it.
"Oh, of course. How did I miss that? Thank you. You always know how upset I get when you throw away 0.00000001 percent of toilet paper. Saves us a tenth of a penny a century. How considerate and economical of you."
There are ways to salvage this. You can tell her she looks cute af every day, so kissing her now won't be any different than kissing her later. Besides, Frieza does need to be stopped. Dragon Ball is back, better than ever and we must enjoy it while we can.