Puppies: All the benefits of your funny drunk friend without any of the sad texts to an ex.
Go ahead, he can't see who's laughing at him, anyway.
Who can afford a real gym? I can barely afford to pay rent on my studio apartment nest.
Whatever kind of food poisoning that person has, I want it.
On second thought, can I just take the elevator?
On third thought, can I just take a nap?
If I just open my mouth a little wider! I saw the snake do it!
This kitty saw Antonio Banderas' character in Shrek 2 and wants a piece of that pie.
Hey bud, maybe that door is a little too sma--never mind, I guess I'm the idiot.
Cats always land on their feet. Rabbits always...well, they try.
With skills like that, you'll be a great addition. Welcome to the Chicago Cubs.
If at first you don't succeed, you might be this dog.
Surfin' Bird taught us that the bird is the word ”” and that word is "simple."
That cat in the middle has seen too much. Mostly the education system failing us all.
It's not as embarrassing as you think! He just keeps getting lost on the way to the wheel. Actually, it is as embarrassing as you think.
Sorry, kitty. You may have nine lives, but the Oreck XL weighs less than eight pounds!