You know you're getting older when your Facebook friends start having kids on purpose. Just wait until the day when your friends' kids get a Facebook. Then you'll really know it's time to reevaluate your life.
Back in the day, you had to spend hours unlocking all the characters in a game. Now, you just have to spend all your money. I have a lot more to say on this matter. If you'd like to read it, just send me $5.99!
The best thing about technology today is that you can use it to look up all the things you miss from your childhood. And buy them. And sell them when you realize that things aren't quite as magical as you remembered.
We'd give almost anything to go back and play Snake again on the old Nokia. Anything except wifi, that is. And not having to text by pushing every number multiple times. On second thought, we'll stick with the new phones.