Only a monster would eat wings like this. A monster with a small appetite for wings.
What is the point of this madness? To cause as much destruction to the lives of those nearest and dearest to your heart?
If someone does this out in public, I can't even imagine what kind of messed-up crap they're doing behind closed doors.
You wanna know which one of your friends is a homicidal maniac? Give them a pizza and if they do this, then you've got your answer.
Who are these weirdos that are eating pizza like this? Forget about balancing the national debt, let's get these freaks out of here.
Vampires? Leeches? Certainly not law-abiding citizens.
Are you trying to eat that mango or consummate a marriage with it? Freak.
Who? How? WHY? This will haunt my dreams.
This is the opposite of Montell Jordan's 1995 smash hit. This is not how we do it.
In life, you have to draw lines between good and evil. And people like this and everyone else.
Sure, you can eat your string cheese like this, but you'll never be allowed around small children again.
"I'm craving a really good snack. Oh, I know. I'll make a chocolate sandwich. You know, that thing that does not exist." - A moron
Donut? More like doNO.
This is a cucumber and it will be treated as such, you filthy animal.
This person is a sick freak, a watermelon killer...and hella not chill.