People who write inspirational snaps are inspiring me to block them.
You've heard stories of being dumped via text but, thanks to social media, you can now be dumped via Snapchat! So rude. He could have at least included a selfie.
How dare you break the golden Snapchat rule. What happens on Snapchat better not end up in a Snapchat Internet Gallery or SO HELP ME.
This isn't Instagram. Don't be snapping your food. And if you snap anything, it better be a honey butter chicken biscuit or some Nutella-filled French toast.
Why? Who? What? But seriously, this is as random as it is creepy. Give your snaps a purpose, just like your life.
You have to deal with people showing off their workouts on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and now Snapchat? Is nothing sacred?! Of course you're hungry, bro. It looks like your stomach ate itself.
The only thing worse than bragging about your workout is crying because you haven't worked out...and sending it to everyone on your Snapchat list. Cry into your pint of froyo; not your phone.
I hate lights-out photos on Snapchat. If you send me a lights-out photo, be prepared to get a lights-on one of my middle finger.
Unless you slept with a circus clown last night you did not just "woke up like this."
More like bae caught you slippin'. Don't post about your bae. No one cares.
A story that's longer than 40 seconds?! Ain't nobody got time for that!
If you're that one person who constantly posts the same angle and photo of your face, I hate to break it to you, but it looks the same as it did an hour ago. And the hour before that, and that hour before that, and...
Oops. You weren't supposed to see that. This is going to make work meetings extra awkward...
When your rich friends are snapping away at their posh life, it's time to get new friends. Or, at least get them to pay for your dinner while you're out.
That awkward moment when you run out of text characters and have to draw letters on your photo like a preschooler...
When someone constantly uses the negative filter, I want to constantly shout negative things at them. Seriously stop. This is Snapchat, not an X-ray at your doctor's office.
I know I said no bae posts, but if your ex is obnoxiously sending you snaps, you can obnoxiously send them posts of you making out with your new bae. Problem solved.
I thought we had something special. Me, you and your 530 Snapchat friends.
Stop snapping trees, grass and the sky. Your dog is cute, not a bunch of branches.
If you weren't convinced the struggle is real, then you've never made the perfect Snapchat creation only to have your phone die from zero battery. THE STRUGGLE IS REAL. IT IS REAL.