Remember the good old days, when knowing how to play the piano didn't exclude you from being a huge disappointment to your parents at the school talent show? And make sure you ALWAYS keep your sunglasses on top of your head when you're inside. They make the keytar look even cooler that way.
Our favorite part of this one is what appears to be a word association game printed on the Hulk Hogan sweater. "Hulk Hogan. Hulk Rules. Hulkamania. Hulkster." The sweater ran out of space before it could continue, "Hulkasaurus Rex. Hulk for the Holidays. Hulky-Dory. Hulk it Through the Grape Vine..."
Moon Shoes always looked like so much fun... until you actually put them on. Then, they revealed themselves to be less like "trampolines for your feet," and more like big, awkward clogs with which to twist your ankle. But hey, Grandma bought those for you, so you'd better play with them when she visits.
Yes, in the early 90's, Casio debuted "the world's first keyboard made just for rap." And for an extra $12.99, you can get a cassette of rap tracks, thus marking the final time in history that somebody actually paid for the tracks they sample.
What did people watch on their new wood panel TVs in 1991? Hours and hours of funky duets, apparently. In fact, not many people know this, but the first two seasons of Blossom didn't include any dialogue, just sweet sax and bass solos for 22 minutes.
This bowling game will be totally fun for three minutes, until you accidentally roll the ball off the toy and under the refrigerator. Then, it becomes a $90 disappointment, just like my short-lived youth football career.
They might have been expensive, but the Reebok Pump sneakers were the only shoes that could give you a super snug fit. Well, we suppose you could just wear thicker socks, but that would look ridiculous! No, I'll take the shoes with the bulbous growth sticking out of them, thankyouverymuch.
Video cameras used to be incredibly bulky, and so people would only use them for special occasions. Today, you can record anything in full HD on your phone, and as a result, YouTube is loaded with millions of videos of un-watchable garbage. ...Progress?
That Ninja Turtle 2-piece fleece set looks great, but there's something wrong with the Bart Simpson one. It appears to only be a shirt, while the pants are nowhere to be found... Unless they're using some kind of camouflage or something...