15 Problems British People Can Relate To - Good For You | Guff

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1. Good For You

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Twitter page VeryBritishProblems knows a thing or two about sounding sarcastic. Here are our favorite tweets!

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2. Last Roast Potato

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"You took the last roast potato? Good for you"--This time, the sarcasm is real.

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3. Tea Faux Pas

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Oh, thank you. I really wanted this cup of garbage water.

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4. Big Thanks

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Is that a sugar spill on the table?

Nope, just ash from gritting my teeth while trying to hold all these thank yous in.

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5. SPF Never

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Britain's favorite fictional characters:

-Harry Potter

-Mary Poppins

-The sun

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6. I Don't Mind

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Why miss out on an opportunity to stress over something? Life is too short.

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7. Cold But Brighter

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Am I on a tropical vacation?

Nope, someone just changed the bulb.

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8. Tea CPR

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It's tea, not popcorn.

You're a monster, not a person.

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9. Table Courtesy

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Inanimate objects I've apologized to:

-Tables

-Doors

-Cracks in the sidewalk

-Who are we kidding? EVERYTHING

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10. I Beg Your Pardon

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If I just answer questions vaguely, maybe they won't see through my web of lies.

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11. Bad Timing

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Like Hermione and Ron for the first six books, the timing was just never right.

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12. Public Transportation Courtesy

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And don't forget to practice what you're going to say in your head over and over again.

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13. Hermit

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It's about as true as saying, "I might drink Lipton."

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14. Right

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"But don't you want to stay a LITTLE longer?"

"Wrong."

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15. Jumper Season

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You know you're British when you've been wearing jumpers for so long, you don't remember what your arms look like.

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