Newton Fire Station in New South Wales, Australia has set the internet ablaze with their hilarious signs that are as lit as the fires they put out.
Impossible! Nobody loves anything like Kanye West loves Kanye West.
Break glass? I'm sorry, but no amount of vampires is going to make me resort to vandalism.
This will make sense to me once I figure out what an "el rection" is. I assume it's Spanish for "the rection."
Of course you can't make a horse change your smoke alarm. How would a horse grab a smoke alarm with its hooves?
It must be tough for this woman to have to hold down three jobs like this. When does she find any time for herself?
Sometimes you can't help it. There's just a connection, a spark. You feel so electric as it's happening that you ignore all the warnings. Then, a week later, you notice a rash and realize that you've got a venereal disease.
It's only appropriate that a fire station pays tribute to the man who gave us "Ashes to Ashes."
I save my hugs for people, but if I could spray them with a high-pressure fire hose, I would.
"My Tinder date stood me up. Feeling burned."
Also a great way to get a jump start on spending eternity in Hell.
Ugh, hipster firefighters. They probably put out fires with boxed water.
To honor Prince, the fire department traded in their red trucks for little red Corvettes.
"I'm still not going to eat them, Carl."
The clever wordplay went over the townspeople's heads, who spent the next few weeks mooning the fire department every time they passed by.