This is Todd, the new Guff intern. Todd received his BFA in dramaturgy from American University. He moved to LA to hopefully start a non-for-profit theater company which will focus primarily on plays written by the French playwright Moliere. He is hoping that working at Guff will be an inroad to meeting the movers and shakers of the LA arts community.
See how messy Europe looks? Well, basically, that's a metaphor for how America no longer views the "Old World" as a viable trade partner since its destruction back in WWII. And the neatness of South America represents how desperately we as a country want to exploit that land's national resources for our own ill gains.
Or maybe not. I don't know. Ridged potato chips suck.
I would rather have this place closed down due to lack of business than have one single, solitary cup removed from this perfect cup-stacking display. Sure, jobs would be lost, but that's the price you pay for truly great art.
The make-believe castle should go well with that make-believe girlfriend this guy has in his cubicle. And it will go even better with the make-believe job he'll have to get after he gets fired for doing this instead of actual work.
Whoever made this cat tank wasted their time twofold. Cat's don't need tanks; their disapproving looks and their ability to shove their butts in our faces whenever we watch TV is the only firepower they need to win in this humans vs. cats war.
Intellectually, I get that this banana would still taste like any regular, old banana. But emotionally, I am convinced that this would taste like a giant turd and there is no one that can convince me otherwise.