1. Ruff Day
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"I'm guilty. I did it. I ate the couch. Cuff me and throw away the key."
2. The Silent Treatment
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"Look, I said I don't want to talk about it."
3. Sammy
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"Maybe if I don't look her in the eye, she won't notice I stole her sandwich. Yeah, that's not gonna work."
4. Foodie
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"I was just trying to help you open the bag, okay?"
5. Keep off the Grass
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"I don't know how to read, so there!"
6. Furth Meal
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"What can I say... me gusta Taco Bell."
7. Look at my face
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"Do I have the type of face that would lie to you? For the fifth time, it was the mailman. I promise!"
8. Bark
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"What if I told you it was in self defense? No? Rokay."
9. Talk to my lawyer
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"Yes, my face is covered in flour. And yes, I am sneezing. But that doesn't necessarily mean I did it!"
10. Woe is Me
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"I just had to eat the entire whole roast chicken that was on the counter. Didn't I?"
11. Dumpster Diving
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No, YOU'RE guilty...of not dropping the scraps on the floor.
12. The Eye of the Storm
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Master, I swear. The cat started it! ...By being so easy to bark at!
13. SMH
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"I'll never disobey you again...do I look sad enough to get a belly rub yet?"
14. Garbage Explosion
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TWIST: He was actually taking out the trash, but he dropped it. No good deed goes unpunished.
15. Muddy Buddy
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No! Not a bath! Anything but a bath!
If only there was something I could've done to prevent this from happening...
16. Passenger Seat
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"I know I didn't call "shot gun," but I just wanted to sit next to you..."
17. Those Eyes
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We can't tell what this cutie did, but it had to be bad!
18. Tired
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Question: How can you be mad at a dog with such sweet, droopy, eyes?
Answer: You can't. You just can't!
