Actual product description: "Broadway Blues produces an overall winner in the at-home comfort of oversized, ice-washed denim. Fashion overalls have multiple pockets set on a zipper bib, adjustable suspenders, and custom pearl center buttons. Two over-sized back pockets and elastic back-waist."
Yeesh. Every word somehow gets worse, which is especially commendable for a description that has the phrase "ice-washed denim" in its first sentence.
I guess that's a convenient outfit to have in your wardrobe. After all, you never know when Magneto might start wreaking havoc on your fair city, and you must call upon your special abilities to stop him.