Oppa Gangnam Style!
Was this song really something worth permanently inking your body with?
Heaven forbid she ever has children.
"Mommy what is Twilight?"
"Well honey, it's a pseudo-erotic novel about vampires, werewolves and a blank-slate female protagonist who is a terrible role model for young women! Did I mention it's incredibly well written?"
Keyboard Cat for life...or at least for two weeks on the internet. That 4 is a nice touch, though.
How? Why? Please answer me.
Ah, who could forget the Justin Bieber haircut of the mid-2000s? It was a simpler time, one of bowl cuts and bubble gum pop, but that doesn't mean it deserves a permanent spot on your flesh.
You only live once in this body and it has to get you jobs and a prospective mate and general societal respect, so please remove this ridiculous tattoo immediately.
Who could have known that America's Dad would turn out to be such a creep? Actually, a lot of people. Like the more than 50 women who claimed rape allegations against him.
We just hope Mitt Romney paid this guy an obscene amount of money to sport the presidential campaign logo on his mother-effing face. On his face! No one even remembers that election now! This is just insane!
Ooh, this is awkward.
Ugh we get it, Avatar was cool for like 30 seconds, but definitely not cool enough to get a full-back tattoo, and definitely not a tattoo in the artistic style of a cosplaying preteen.
This is just creepy on too many levels.
This is Clay Aiken. We'll say no more.
The dress was white. No black. No yellow.
Who cares? This guy. This guy cares.
Live strong in our minds, Lance Armstrong, back before all the doping when everyone and their mom wore those cool yellow Livestrong bracelets.
OK, actually, this was a great idea. So, here's my number fellas, call me maybe?