Racist Facebook commenters get shamed, a 116-year-old celebrates her birthday and a new drug promises to extend our lives by decades.
This week we have a man "uniquely" thanking veterans for their service and a Barbie doll that may be spying on you.
This week we have the most expensive diamond in the world and a "teen sexting apocalypse."
This week we have a clown you can pay to scare your children and a very sexy cake.
This week we have sexy braille and a zombie baby.
This week we have a wasted duck and two thieves who stole a ridiculous amount of meat from Pizza Hut.
This week we have toddlers firing off guns and a 300-lb man beating his girlfriend for not bringing him burgers!
This week we have students dying from being hypnotized and a man calling 911 for not getting laid.
This week we have a woman trying to stab her brother over some BBQ...and a monkey eating mail.
This week we have kids getting wild on hand sanitizer and Florida proves once again that it is a hellscape of racism.
This week we have cannibalism and millennials trying to sell their organs!
Which one of you keeps letting Donald Trump say dumb things?
This week we have spy dolphins and pee-resistant walls!