These are the stages of hunger.
This food is going to be so warm and tasty and salty, so much more warm and tasty and salty than anything you'd make yourself. Oooh it's gonna be good.
Let's slow it down a bit.
Ordering delivery when you're stoned can be a rollercoaster of emotions.
Enjoy these classic mom reactions to everyday struggles.
This is inarguably one of the worst things that can ever happen to you.
Don't pretend you haven't thought these things...
It's all worth it, though, because your crush is PERFECT!
Before jumping in, ask yourself: Are you in for a little splash, or a total disaster?
They're not great at stealing, but they are great at failing.
Dance is often used to express a feeling. In these instances, that feeling is humiliation.
Just when you thought twerking was over...
When you take away gravity, you add awesome.