"My name is Shelby McDowell, and I am known as the 'Wedding Crasher.'” Great way to open the story, Shelby.
The Sunshine State will lose its shining city and there's not much we can do.
In President Trump's first month in office he's gone to his beautiful Florida palace three times, and it's burning up a lot of cash.
It turns out he's been in Florida living his life this whole time.
There's a lot more to Disney World than hidden Mickeys!
What a dick!
Florida has a slime problem, and it's putting people and animals at risk.
Nuns who love to smoke weed, handguns pretending to be iPhones and a panther spotted on a Florida porch. What a week.
Sarah Palin might get her own Judge Judy show, a man tastes his own flesh and a woman Periscoped herself while drunk driving. Great week, guys.
Beastiality is legally contested, Cheetos Crunchwrap sliders debut and Swedish kids lose one more piece of childhood. All in a week's work.