To quote the late, great Biggie Smalls: "And if you don't know, now ya know."
The Christmas tree isn't the only thing getting lit this year.
This is not a drill. Stay calm and we'll all make it through this.
One shot of vodka, one shop of espresso, one shot of vodka...
This way, women can ask for help discreetly.
Good news for all you college students out there!
Just make the pain stop.
I bet you are hungover while reading this.
Namaste for another round.
It looks like, unknowingly, she gave an underage girl the best year of her life.
Andre the Giant could drink everyone under the table.
Drinking a glass of wine may be the equivalent of working out for 45 minutes, but you're not going to be working out much if you die from cancer.
You might love a good party, but your body hates it.
Drunk people are truly disgusting.
Drinking alone is sad. Drinking with your cat is...less sad?