Just because Patrick lives under a rock doesn't mean that he lives under a rock! Wait, what?
As for Brock, his heart only beats for Officer Jenny. And Officer Jenny. Oh, and let's not forget about Officer Jenny.
If at first you don't succeed at making your coworkers laugh in an email thread, reply, reply again.
C is for companionship, that's more than good enough for me!
How many regrets do I have? OVER 9,000!
This is the first quote on the list to feature more than one character. Ugh, I hate change!
He has a point. Still, given how angsty Goliath was, he would've been a fan of Degrassi.
That's great but we're really ignoring the bigger issues here. If Scrooge McDuck is supposed to be Scottish, why isn't it spelled Scrooge Macduck?
D.W. was the most realistic portrayal of an annoying younger sibling and Arthur was the most unrealistic portrayal of an actual aardvark.
He who runs with scissors better be wearing safety goggles.
"Can't we just stay in today and, I dunno, read from the textbook?"
"With the Frizz? NO WAY!"
Love is like a rumbly in your tumbly, only you feel it in your heart.
It's also the first step towards showing that popsicle who's boss.
Mister Rogers is like a bowl of ice-cream. We loved it when we were kids and we still love him as adults.
I think the same thing whenever I wonder if I should get bangs, which as a woman is 90% of how I spend my time.