All this time I thought jelly fishin' involved jelly fish. Turns out it just involves KY.
You thought the fleshlight was weird? You ain't seen nothin' yet.
Cowabunga? More like Cowa-SLAP-HIM-APRIL-YOU-DESERVE-BETTER-GIRL.
Cue "The Log Song." Because wood and...stuff. Yeah, you get it.
Remember when Aladdin got turned into an animated series? Aladdin does.
Gotta catch 'em all! Except for STIs. Don't catch those.
Playing the clarinet is great, but you know what Squidward loves even more? Having a loving and respectful partner.
We're past Saturday morning cartoons now. These are Saturday night cartoons for after the kids have gone to bed and you still have a little fire in your marriage.
Did you expect anything different from a character who refuses to wear pants? Also, Daisy's a lucky, lucky lady.