You know how the old saying goes, “Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.” Apparently, that is for good reason. That is because a tiny horse will emerge out of its mouth and probably devour your soul. If all horses have mini horses inside of them, does that mean they’re all Trojan horses?
Judging by her thick five o’clock shadow, it looks like poor Wendy has come down on some hard times. Maybe this is what a straight diet of burgers and shakes does to a young girl. She should probably put some fruits and veggies* in her diet to keep that hair off her chest and face.
[Managing Editor's note: Wait, fruits and veggies keep unwanted hair off your body? man, I have been doing it all wrong.]
If your kid ever asks you, “Where do babies come from,” you can tell them the old stork story. If they don’t believe you, you can show them this photo as evidence. They’re still more likely to believe this story than the story of how you met your wife: “We certainly DIDN’T meet on Tinder.”
Hockey players are known for their short tempers. Even the smallest conflict can make them lose their heads … In reality, this guy probably just lost a couple more teeth after this fight, bringing the grand total of teeth in his mouth to five.
Well, people make all sorts of outlandish wedding dresses. There was one wedding dress made entirely out of condoms, cream puffs and toilet paper. So, a wedding dress out of wedding cake doesn’t seem that bizarre anymore.
A few months ago, this optical illusion was driving everyone crazy. Once you see it, you won’t be able to unsee it. But, if you look hard enough, you’ll see that this illusion isn’t all SMOKE and mirrors.
They say a man’s penis has a mind of its own. But, in this photo it looks like it has a torso of its own and is in fact, its own person. In that case, that little penis man is the saddest person in the world.
With all the girls out there who choose to go au naturel these days, this photo isn’t so out of the ordinary. Honestly, in the wintertime this is not so terribly far off from what I’m rocking either. Girl, just let it grow.
If this guy’s neck was cut out of this picture, it would literally look like a fused a**. I can understand a man wanting a big a** on his chest, but I can’t wrap my head around why a man would want a big a** as his chest. Sir, you’ve gone too far.
I know that some music can bring people to tears, but I’ve never heard about a song giving a man an erection. This kid seems as surprised as I am about his reaction. This band might give Viagra a run for their money.