This statue, called the "Bronze Fonz," currently stands in downtown Milwaukee. It was erected to commemorate Henry Winkler's receding hairline.

People were shocked and outraged when they found out that a commemorative statue was to be built for Scottish hero Sir William Wallace (the inspiration for Braveheart) in the likeness of Mel Gibson.

Afterward, it was a whole new form of outrage, as people wondered how any artist could get away with trying to say that thing looked like Mel Gibson.

Is it just me, or did the Jerry and Elaine statues switch bodies?

Hang on, I just got a great idea for my next Seinfeld sci-fi fan fiction. (Yeah, that's a thing. What of it?)

This statue at an Elvis-themed Israeli restaurant leaves a little bit to be desired...namely, any likeness at all to Elvis. But, if it's any consolation, it looks exactly like my Uncle Tony after he's had a few drinks.

When seeing this wax figure of Marilyn Monroe, you'll understand instantly why the whole world fell in love with her: Because if they didn't, she would eat them.

Tennis Star Andy Murray was treated to this depiction of him as a Terracotta Warrior holding a tennis racket. Judging by its expression, apparently even the statue itself is dissatisfied with the result.

For generations, everybody loved Mr. Rogers. So, what's the best way for all of those countless children to remember him? As a horrible burn victim, duh!

Former UK Labour Party leader John Smith was beloved among his peers. So, what better way to commemorate his legacy than with a sickly-looking statue with a cold, death stare?

The next case for Ace to crack: Which drunk rhinoceros was responsible for carving this statue in his likeness? 

Oh, who could forget that hilarious episode of I Love Lucy in which Lucy asks Ricky to cast her in a commercial, but instead, Ricky hires an older, puffier actress who looks nothing like our favorite redhead?

Ah, that must be the Dorian Gray-esque portrait of Tiger Woods that absorbs the weight of the world for him while Tiger's physical form continues to defy aging. This explains everything.

I don't blame the sculptor for this one. He just chose to interpret Jackson's famous decree of looking "Bad" literally.

If only John Lennon could have asked us to imagine living in a world without awkward public art installations, maybe this statue never would have happened. One can dream, anyway...

Well, this is awkward. All of the other sculptures on this list make their subject look worse. But Mr. Bean's? Wouldn't mind going on a holiday with him, if you know what I mean.

No, Johnny Depp isn't smirking because this statue doesn't look like him. He's just remembering how much money they paid him to be in The Lone Ranger.