YOU. HAVE. NO. MONEY. A college student rarely has time for a job, but food, books and bottles of cheap vodka don't grow on trees. No matter what Tad from Delta Tau Delta says about the magical vodka tree.
Hulu is one of the major sites for streaming entertainment. You can watch TV shows, movies, and now even live events. It has become especially popular recently with hit original shows like The Handmaid's Tale.
Unfortunately, paying for both of these necessities isn't cheap. A Spotify subscription will set you back $9.99. A Hulu subscription can cost up to $39.99 a month. That's a lot of bottles of cheap vodka.
And why spend all your money going dutch on a date with Tad from Delta Tau Delta, when you can have a relaxing evening cuddled up to the soothing sounds of Drake? Drake treats you right, unlike Tad. Screw you, Tad.
Are you too old for this deal? Well don't worry, because this is only the tip of the iceberg! This looks to be a long-term pairing, which means we will all eventually reap the benefits with some great packages!