A true Photoshop genius on imgur gave these Greek sculptures a hipster makeover. You can't get more vintage than this!

All of thefamous ancient Greek sculptures are going to Coachella weekend one. Are you coming?

Ancient Greek statues love kale smoothies and fixed seat bicycles. It's talked about at length in Plato's Theory of Forms .

(No it's not.)

This ancient Greek sculpture works as a Lyft driver on the weekends. He's going to quit when his club-DJ side job takes off.

This Greek statue loves hanging out at Denny's past 4am every night. He only buys a cup of coffee and he never tips, but he thinks everyone appreciates his loud witticisms. Someday he will be famous.

This Greek sculpture works for a digital marketing company. She has a typewriter on her desk and buys most of her clothes off of Etsy.

A bunch of classical Greek sculptures are going to the farmer's market later. If we get there fast we might get some free-range honey samples. Want to come?

This Greek statue doesn't watch movies, but he does like reading the scripts. He'll be a screenwriter someday, he says out loud to no one in particular.

Theseancient Greek statues all have Instagram accounts and regularly use theValencia filter when they are taking pictures of their food. It may be a simple life, but they enjoy it.

This Greek statue is a Vine celebrity. He makes over a million dollars a year making six second Vine videos. His father works in a coal mine. They don't have a good relationship.

This Greek sculpture plays mandolin in an acoustic noise punk band. They have a moderate following on Tumblr and will break up before recording an album.

This Greek sculpture plays a lot of indie video games and is a part of a community garden. He doesn't know how to garden, but he did grow a tomato last year. He posted a photo of that tomato on Ello and it got four likes.

This Greek sculpture hosts an ironic sports podcast. He secretly loves sports, but he worries that if any of the otherclassical Greek sculptures finds out, they'll make fun of him.

This Greek sculpture went to a Krav Maga class but dropped out after only one session. She tells everyone she's "over it," but the full story is that she got beat up pretty bad within the first hour of the class. It's a really dark spot in this sculpture's life.

This Greek sculpture thinks she has a pretty great idea for a novel. She talks about it sometimes, and it sounds okay I guess.