Baby dolls keep getting more and more realistic. There have been dolls that eat, cry, pee, poo. and now there's one that breast feeds. Which means the next baby doll innovation will likely be one that ages in real time and in 13 years shouts, "I hate you, Mom!" before locking itself in its room.
As you can hear from the song in the commercial, Rock Lords are "rocks that come alive." Essentially, they're Transformers, except the thing transform into is...rocks. It may not sound exciting, but it was better than the line of robots that can transform into giant slabs of drying paint.
Necessity is the mother invention. In this case, someone noticed that carpets are nearly impossible to slide across, and stepped into action to fix this terrible, terrible problem. Could carpet skating become a new event in The X Games? Possibly, if you believe the X-treme nature of the commercial, seen here.
This knockoff imagines what Star Wars would be like if Darth Vader was a police officer. And if he was three times the size of Luke Skywalker. It's the perfect toy if for those who like to play Good Cop, Really Really Bad Cop.
The Justice Jogger allows Superman to sit inside a machine as it walks towards escaping bad guys. Or, you know, Superman could FLY toward the bad guys and catch them faster than a speeding bullet. It's about the same.