If I can't have an owl bring me a letter from Hogwarts, then I guess this is an acceptable silver medal.
The plan is to get one tattoo for every ice cream man I've fallen in love with. I'm going to need a lot more skin.
The only problem is, she can never leave her leg on the window sill, otherwise a cartoon dog will try to steal it.
Some people love dessert so much, they bake their own. Some people love baking so much, they get this tattoo. Some people love tattoos so much, they read lists on Guff. Hi, people!
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Donuts can be a dessert, they can be a breakfast, and as long as my parents don't have anything to say about it, they can be my husband.
Fact: If you get this tattoo, you automatically become the mayor of a small town in Vermont.
Every kid goes through a rebellious phase. Even Charlie Bucket.
On the other limb is a tattoo of Santa. They're constantly amazed that the other exists.
Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler...welcome to Jurassic Bakery!
"We're all out of cones, is a cup okay?" is the ice cream equivalent to, "Is Pepsi okay?"
You see a kitchen appliance. I see frosting waiting to happen.
My boyfriend brings all the milkshakes to the yard and I'm like, "This is a much better arrangement."
With a chocolate dipped strawberry tattoo, Valentine's Day will never end! Oh no...oh no.
"That tattoo makes you look like such a dum dum."
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Call me crazy, but all I really want is a pie with a nice personality.