Day-old pizza can be soft, chewy and gross, a former shell of the delicious treat you bought yesterday. But don't give up on it quite yet! By microwaving your 'za with a glass of water, you'll restore the pie to its former glory.
Believe me, your thumbs will thank you.
Because nobody needs a CD spindle anymore, but EVERYBODY needs an unsquished bagel sandwich!
Ever cross a busy intersection, only to realize you forgot to lock your car?
Don't fret, just put the keys under your chin, and use your head as an antenna!
Everything can be fixed with duct tape, and duct tape can be fixed with paper clips!
Don't throw away that old tennis ball just because it has lost its spring. Cut a slit, fasten it to the wall with screws for eyes, and viola, you have a mini Pac-Man, ready to hold all your stuff!
One of man's great tests: What do I need more, the warmth of a fire, or the delicious taste of Cool Ranch tortilla chips?
The perfect way to get rid of the Taco Bell smells in your dorm room. Or your apartment. Or your 14 bedroom mansion.
Hey millionaires like Taco Bell too...
Note: DO NOT proceed to use the tea bags. Some cups of Earl Grey are just not worth it.
For all of you who have destroyed your molars trying to open your beer, there is an easier way.
All you need to open your beer... is another beer. Ahh, the magic of beer.
I WANT TO GO TO THERE.
Now if a pen spring could only prevent you from accidentally throwing said cord into the washing machine...
Because nothing sucks more than garbage bag suction!
Flip that coffee mug upside down and BAM! You just turned your microwave into a MACROWAVE!
With a simple bit of aluminum cutting, turn Junior's boring tee-ball game into a very exciting, high stakes sporting event!
HE WAS SAFE UMP! GET YOUR &@$# EYES CHECKED!