I'm not going to make any jokes about how this beard is far from purrfect or how this beard must be very scratchy. I won't do it.
Judging by this man's face, he knows what he did wrong. Living with himself should be punishment enough.
I know this is a real man, but how does he have a cartoon beard?
Look, I get it. You don't want your beard hair flapping in your face every time you go in for a layup. You gotta control that stuff.
Joke's on you. There's a lemur on the back of his head.
Hey guy! Not sure if you got the memo. There's a new thing we're trying. Hear me out: Mustaches now go on the upper lip, not the forehead. Crazy, I know, but give it a whirl! Please.
I don't know why this man is wearing a helmet, but I bet it's for a good reason.
We call this "The Gapper." Because when something is so terrifying, you give it a silly name to make it seem less scary.
The ultimate facial hair. Imagine the eyelashes when this starts to grow out!
He thought this was a great idea until people at bars began throwing darts at his chin.
This would be terrible if it wasn't so impressive.
This is a mugshot because only shaving off half of your very full beard is a crime against humanity.
Riff Raff, street rat.
I don't buy that.
If only they'd look closer.
Would they see a poor beard?
-Aladdin: Riff Raff Edition
Honestly, if it wasn't labeled, we'd have no idea what it was.
Did he get a haircut or accidentally lay his head on a grill? Either way, poor choice.