I'm not going to make any jokes about how this beard is far from purrfect or how this beard must be very scratchy. I won't do it. 

Judging by this man's face, he knows what he did wrong. Living with himself should be punishment enough.

I know this is a real man, but how does he have a cartoon beard?

Look, I get it. You don't want your beard hair flapping in your face every time you go in for a layup. You gotta control that stuff.

Joke's on you. There's a lemur on the back of his head.

Hey guy! Not sure if you got the memo. There's a new thing we're trying. Hear me out: Mustaches now go on the upper lip, not the forehead. Crazy, I know, but give it a whirl! Please.

I don't know why this man is wearing a helmet, but I bet it's for a good reason.

We call this "The Gapper." Because when something is so terrifying, you give it a silly name to make it seem less scary.

The ultimate facial hair. Imagine the eyelashes when this starts to grow out!

He thought this was a great idea until people at bars began throwing darts at his chin.

This would be terrible if it wasn't so impressive.

This is a mugshot because only shaving off half of your very full beard is a crime against humanity.

Riff Raff, street rat. 

I don't buy that. 

If only they'd look closer.

Would they see a poor beard?

Yes siree. 

    -Aladdin: Riff Raff Edition

Honestly, if it wasn't labeled, we'd have no idea what it was.

Did he get a haircut or accidentally lay his head on a grill? Either way, poor choice.