@ScrewAttackBen / Twitter
Since you're clearly on the internet right now, I'm assuming you've heard of Pokemon GO. In less than a week since its launch, it became the most popular smartphone game in U.S. history.
... Sure, smartphones haven't been around that long in U.S. history, but shhhhh... Have a pokeball.
@i_Lean / Twitter
I've been playing it since the launch and am a bit...obsessed. To put it lightly. Anyway, here's me and my latest bae, Oddish.
Every day, more and more funny pictures from people's poke-adventures are being shared.
Keep that Pidgey away from my windshield!
@miimows / Twitter
Bathroom attendants are so aggressive, but I feel like a jerk when I don't tip.
Going #2? Actually, Pidgey is #16 in the Pokedex. You must be referring to Ivysaur.
... I kissed a lot of boys in middle school.
"Drowzee used Reggaeton. It's super effective!"
This clog isn't going to fix itself. Of course when I actually needthe bathroom attendant, they're no where to be found.
@nickmastodon / Twitter
People older than 40: "Ugh, Pokemon is for kids."
People younger than 10: "Why are my parents suddenly crazy for Pokemon?"
@missgemski / Instagram
"What did Polywag ever do to you, sir?"
"I used 20 pokeballs and a razz berry and I still couldn't catch him."
"... Carry on."
@ndylitalo / Twitter
Is that a Diglett in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
... It's a Diglett. It's always a Diglett.
It's hard enough when you're trying to get those kids to stay off your lawn, let alone a pokemon. Sadly, Mankey doesn't react as well to being chased with a broom.
Where do we go when we die?
What is the meaning of life?
Why do a bunch of eggs evolve into a weird palm-tree monster?
These are the impossible questions.
@NobodyEpic / Twitter
Better stock up on some Revives. That's going to be one nasty hangover.
@jonnysun / Twitter
It WOULD'VE been a healthy side dish, but the salt from my tears made it super high in sodium. RIP Bulbasaur.
Ouch, Pokemon GO. You're being meaner than Gary Oak.