@ScrewAttackBen / Twitter

Since you're clearly on the internet right now, I'm assuming you've heard of Pokemon GO. In less than a week since its launch, it became the most popular smartphone game in U.S. history.

... Sure, smartphones haven't been around that long in U.S. history, but shhhhh... Have a pokeball. 

@i_Lean / Twitter

I've been playing it since the launch and am a bit...obsessed. To put it lightly. Anyway, here's me and my latest bae, Oddish. 

Every day, more and more funny pictures from people's poke-adventures are being shared.

Keep that Pidgey away from my windshield!

@miimows / Twitter

Bathroom attendants are so aggressive, but I feel like a jerk when I don't tip. 

Going #2? Actually, Pidgey is #16 in the Pokedex. You must be referring to Ivysaur.

... I kissed a lot of boys in middle school.

"Drowzee used Reggaeton. It's super effective!"

This clog isn't going to fix itself. Of course when I actually needthe bathroom attendant, they're no where to be found.

@nickmastodon / Twitter

People older than 40: "Ugh, Pokemon is for kids."

People younger than 10: "Why are my parents suddenly crazy for Pokemon?"

@missgemski / Instagram

"What did Polywag ever do to you, sir?"

"I used 20 pokeballs and a razz berry and I still couldn't catch him."

"... Carry on." 

@ndylitalo / Twitter

Is that a Diglett in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

... It's a Diglett. It's always a Diglett.

It's hard enough when you're trying to get those kids to stay off your lawn, let alone a pokemon. Sadly, Mankey doesn't react as well to being chased with a broom.

Where do we go when we die?

What is the meaning of life?

Why do a bunch of eggs evolve into a weird palm-tree monster? 

These are the impossible questions. 

@NobodyEpic / Twitter

Better stock up on some Revives. That's going to be one nasty hangover. 

@jonnysun / Twitter

It WOULD'VE been a healthy side dish, but the salt from my tears made it super high in sodium. RIP Bulbasaur.

Ouch, Pokemon GO. You're being meaner than Gary Oak.