Squidward is in touch with his feminine side and is thus sensitive to menstrual cycles and giant blimps.
He was just watching the Sports Channel, Gary. AND NOTHING ELSE.
The most disturbing implication here is that Squidward is willing to crawl for seven miles if it means getting spanked.
The mental image of Spongebob shaving will haunt me for the rest of my life. Then I remember that an actual image already exists.
Good, because it sure looks like prostitution.
A fish got kicked in the head by a horse for shoving a quarter up its err, hindquarters. Wholesome family entertainment!
You guys couldn't have drawn that as literally any other shape, huh?
We know it's the animators' fault for trying to sneak this stuff in, but some of the blame also has to go to the Nickelodeon censors. How do you miss that?
Scabies is not exclusively an STD, but is often thought of as one. That is an STD apology cake.
....and that's a prison rape joke. Jeez.
Patrick is rarely aware of his genius, but that doesn't mean he just wants it on display all willy-nilly.
Guys, this is a kids' show. You can't just go around throwing dick jokes with reckless abandon.
Way to completely ignore me, guys.
This episode featured numerous explosions which is pretty much the only justification for that line and even that is not enough justification for that line.