The world of dating is rough terrain to navigate. To help you through it, we've compiled this list of the twenty most common dating fails. To start: Over-sharing your relationship on Facebook. You know it's going to be super awkward in two months when she and Cheez-Its break up and I have to choose between the two.
Filtering your true thoughts back into your subconscious is very important not just in dating, but in life. As an example, we didn't truly take off as a comedy website until we stopped pushing every article with "Please for the love of all that is holy, share with your friends -- we're bleeding money, here!"
If you're unsure of what to do with your hands when on a date, try this little tip: Put them in your pocket. Then, grab your phone, take it out of your pocket, and search on Google for a website that's better at giving advice than this one.
As a serious answer to this question, for an after-dinner drink, you want to order a wine that is a little bit sweeter than your dessert. So, what Anders should ask for here is a fruity port wine, with a hand full of Fun Dip powder dissolved inside.
I was about to criticize this guy, but then I found out that his job actually involves determining the origin year of antique model trains. The shirt is apologizing because so many women ask him about full-size trains and he is unable to help them.
Your partner is entitled to their own personal space. That's why you shouldn't log in to their computer to read their email. What you need to do is set up a remote phishing server and hack into their account from the comfort of your own home.