Dude, we can tell your watch was fifteen bucks at Target and you literally got it when you were fifteen years old. Having a classic watch is a sign of adulthood. Not having one is a sign that you don't know it's a sign of adulthood and you're not an adult.
A high end, classic watch is the investment of a lifetime. That's exactly what you're getting with Alexander watches.
Here's a whole stream of super impressive things that are the surefire signs of an upscale, very adult watch: an embossed stainless steel patterned case back, a calfskin leather strap, thirteen jewels, a Ronda Swiss quartz movement — should we go on? We could. But you just might want to check it out for yourself. Unless you're cool with your old crusty watch.
Just in case you couldn't tell that we really, really mean you need a nice watch, we thought we'd show off another option for you.
This stainless steel watch is also another prime option for you to invest in. Impress all the ladies with your newfound sense of style. You can also tell people what time it is without having to look at your phone, which is a lost art in our modern age.
What time is it? Let me check my watch. Wow, people will think, "That dude's got a nice watch and he didn't even check his phone for the time. He must be very important."
See? There's no way that making the choice to invest in a nice watch could ever be a bad idea.
Don't worry kids, being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.
It's also all about getting old. Fun! Your digestive system doesn't allow you to eat three pizzas a day anymore and still be able to function.
When you age, the collagen in your body starts to break down. Extra fun! Collagen helps you heal, detox, and makes your metabolism faster. And the older you get, the less of it you get. Triple super fun.
Okay, so it's time to get some collagen in you and help fight that aging process. But how? With Bubs.
Bubs encourages you to be a better version of yourself. When you mix Bubs collagen into your beverage of choice one or more times a day, you'll notice that you're starting to feel good. Like you've found the fountain of youth. Because you kind of have.
Don't just sit around and let your collagen pass you by. Live your best life and get all the benefits it offers.
You can get any city or town in the entire United States etched onto these beautiful champagne flutes. Love the town where you live? Nostalgic for your old hometown? These glasses let you show off some hometown pride.
They also look very impressive in any cabinet or area where you keep your glasses.
And you get to look on the map, and preview just exactly what part of town you want to be immortalized in glass forever. Then you get to drink to your home. Cheers.
We know that backpacks are fun and practical. But you really shouldn't be toting around your old high school bag anymore.
Thankfully, we've got the adult version of that right here. The Joggo Purpose backpack is a backpack with purpose. Meaning that when you buy it, 10% of the proceeds go to help educate refugee children around the world.
It's also made using fair trade production to support female entrepreneurs in Nepal. You get to know you helped with all that, and you get a really cool backpack, too. Not a bad deal.
There's a front zipper pocket, along with a 15" laptop sleeve inside so you can safely carry your backpack to and from where you need to go, hands-free. It's also super durable and modern.
This funny name has nothing to do with the quality of the bag you'll be getting.
Chuties Crapchute bags were made after hours of testing, R&D, and design work to bring you a catch-all bag. They're lightweight and ridiculously strong, because they're made from parachute material.
Former professional skydiver Jonathan Zar created them with parachutes in mind, because he wanted everyone to benefit from the powerful material.
You can literally bring it anywhere and never have to worry about it ripping or tearing. Bring it to the beach, take it in the snow, throw your wet swimsuit inside. These are so cute, and they're made for anything life can throw at you.