Here's how we keep in touch when one of us is traveling: instant messaging, texting, email and Facebook calls. Just kidding, that last one was just him butt-dialing me off the Messenger app. No one in the history of time has ever made a Facebook call on purpose.
Yeah, that's right. My best friend is a Jeopardy! champion. And I know that if I won, say, a trivia show about Space Jam, he'd be just as proud and find a way to stick it into an internet list. Probably.