Do you love making fun of yourself? Do you love to hate yourself? Sometimes it is the only way to get by, right!? You are aware of your flaws and instead of feeling shamed or embarrassed, you go a different route. You tweet about it! Hey, if you tweet that you are a lovable loser, it must be true. Here are some hilarious self-deprecating tweets for those who love to hate themselves.
Like this tweet here. Just when you have a nice moment and you are actually feeling like you are killing it, your anxiety kicks in to bring you back down to your sad, miserable life.
And I could not relate more to this tweet here. It is easier to blame everyone else for your problems. You aren't going to blame yourself. That would be crazy! Why on earth would you face yourself and see that you are getting in your own way. No thank you. Why don't I have the job I want? Because people hate women, obviously. Why is my life not what I thought It would be? Because I dated this guy like eight years ago who ruined my life. I hate him for making me have relationships issues and low self esteem as well. The bottom line is this: I am perfect and I deserve better...wait a minute. You are telling me that I am standing in my own way?! Okay, buddy! Now that is crazy. And this is why I will never succeed in the way that I am supposed to. Because of people like you!
Yeah, sometimes you need to know who your audience is. Betty in accounting may not understand your, "I'd like my life to end" jokes. She just has a different sense of humor. Look, nobody is perfect. But you already know that because you suck, right?
You know that things are dark when you keep watching Law And Order just so you can decide which dead body you'd rather be. These are some dark days. Some very dark days. But seriously, which one would you rather be?
Don't you hate when people ask why you are single? It's like, because I have abandonment issues, control issues, I pick lovable losers and I may or may not have anger management issues. You guys totally get it, right? RIGHT!?
At some point, you came out of your fog and realize that you are to blame for some of the things in your life that may be holding you back. But then you still repeat these behaviors again and again and again. WHY DO WE DO THIS!?
Ladies and gentlemen, You have to learn to love your face before someone else can love your face. It just is what it is. You are who you are so love it, embrace it and try not to be so damn hard on yourself. It doesn't look good on you. On your face, that is.
Now that is a great little brother. What a cutie! And this is just a message to us all that we are not alone! Everyone hates themselves. Isn't that so exciting?! If you don't hate yourself, then you are the odd one out.
My how things have changed. A few years ago you used the internet for funny cat videos and Facebook surveys. Now, you use the internet to tell everyone your deepest and darkest secrets because it is intimate, you know.
Oh, you like how happy and optimistic I am being? Well, don't get used to it. You will probably see this side of me once a year and that's if you are lucky. And now let me get back to my normal miserable self.
At last, someone is acknowledging what an absolute failure you are. It is about damn time. Look, it isn't easy being such an absolute failure. You have to really earn it and you deserve some praise for it.
It sucks to be left out when you are young, but it is especially hard when you are an adult. And the internet doesn't help either when you see pictures of your friends hanging out without you. FOMO IS REAL, PEOPLE.
Who needs a therapist when you have the internet? It's basically the same thing, right? And the best thing about it is that it's free! Free therapy for everyone! You just have to watch out whose advice you are taking because people be crazy.