I hear you're looking for a classy man. Have you noticed my bow tie?
A beautiful rose for a beautiful lady. Do you like snacks? I love snacks. Would you like to have an enjoyable evening of eating snacks with me?
Katy Perry Puppy wants you to feel like a teenage dream for Valentines Day. Yowza!!!
Come. Join me in this pink shag paradise.
Bonjour! I am just 'ere to cleen ze cobwebs from your 'eart!
Who am I? I'm your Valentine dream come true.
Hey, girl. You got something in your eye. Oh wait, it's a twinkle.
Howdy there, lady. Welcome to the stud ranch. I'm the stud.
Hey there, sexy. I think I need a flea collar, because you're giving me a Seven Year Itch.
Consider this tulip an invitation to snuggle. And by snuggle, I mean make sweet, sweet love.
Oh, hello. My name is Jean-Claude, and I am here to transport you to a world of lust.
Oh no! I only have 1/4 of my breasts covered. What ever shall we do?
Yes, I know I look good in this tux. You know what I look better in? Nothing.
Here's my plans for you and me on Valentine's Day. A bottle of gin and some bad decisions. Let's do this.
You have my heart. Would you like another part of my body as well?
Oh hey, fella. You're looking pretty lonely. How bout we go to the champagne room and cheer you up?
Hey, girl. I'm going to make this night so special for you.
I'm VERY sexually experience. I promise I'm not a virgin.
Yeah, we're twins. And yeah...we're into three ways.
I wanted to put the bow somewhere more...sexy. Unfortunately, a surgery last week made that impossible.
I hate Bob Barker.
Somebody turn on the A/C, cause it's about to get HAWT in here!
We charge $100 an hour. No touching.