You shouldn't settle for ordinary if you can be ridiculous instead.
The greatest inventions come out of ridiculousness. Do you think when someone said, "Hey, we should all carry around a screen in our pockets that we look at all the time even when people are talking to us?" that everyone thought they were perfectly sane?
Well, folks, that's the cell phone. And everyone has one. Be the first to hop on these ridiculous inventions before everyone has one and they're not even considered ridiculous anymore.
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Maybe you look ridiculous. But think about it. This cozy blanket serves a real purpose. You're super cold, and you're cozy under the covers. But you have to reach for the remote. Your hand will have to come out from under the blanket and touch the frigid air. Why? Why has it come to this cruel fate?
It wouldn't come to this cruel fate if you had the MyComfy Full Body Blanket with Sleeves. It has sleeves built into it, so you can sleep and reach all at once. It comes in a number of different print designs, so you can accessorize as well.
You thought pizza couldn't get any better, but we just went ahead and made pizza a little better. Pizza cutters can be dull literally and figuratively, but this Stainless Steel Bicycle Pizza Cutter is neither of those things. It's the opposite of those things.
It's stainless steel, so it stays sharp and cuts easily and accurately every time. Plus, it's shaped like a bike, so it's as whimsical and fun as it is precise.
How can you not smile when these little toasts are smiling back up at you? If it's because your hands are frozen, well, that problem is about to get solved. Heat up them hands and get them all warm and toasty with the USB hand warmer heated gloves.
You'll never be cold when you're typing again. You can banish frozen fingers once and for all. You plug these guys into your computer on the USB port, choose one of three heating options, and type away.
You want to continue binging your favorite Netflix show, but you're starting to smell after sitting on the couch uninterrupted all weekend. Does this mean you have to take a break? Heck no!
The Shower Curtain Liner For Electronic Devices lets you store your gadgets and gizmos in the lining of your shower curtain to keep them safe and dry. Now you can stay sanitary while watching whatever you like. It also has more pockets for more electronic devices than you could ever need.
You betcha this is a dispenser shaped like a nose. The nose shape soap dispenser will put a smile on your face whenever you see it. But wait. It does indeed have a use besides just delivering you soap and laughter.
It also can actually save you storage, because it just sticks right onto any surface with suction cups. As you can see, you can store detergent in it literally right inside your washing machine, so you don't have to store the bottle anymore. Think of all the space-saving opportunities.
Everyone loves tacos and everyone loves dinosaurs, but those two great loves of ours have been separated by millions of years... until now. Gaze upon the majesty of the Dinosaur Taco Holder. And what's so ridiculous about a dinosaur that holds tacos? Geez.
You can keep two hard shell or three soft shell tacos standing upright so the contents don't spill out. And what's holding them up? This adorable triceratops. Life doesn't get much better than this. Eating tacos already makes you smile. Eating tacos by using this gadget? You won't be able to stop grinning from ear to ear.
It feels really good when someone scratches your head. Unfortunately there is not always someone around to scratch your head. Because of that, there is this rabbit-shaped shower scrubber. The silicone bristles are the perfect thing to give you just the pressure you want.
Stimulate your hair growth and massage your head at the same time. Your hair will thank you. Your head will thank you. It's all around a great hair (hare?) decision.
The most ridiculous thing about this gadget is that you've never heard of it before. This two-in-one spatula and tongs combo will flip your food. But it will also grip your food. Flip AND grip? Amazing.
Throw away your spatula and your tongs and breathe a sigh of relief from how you've just Marie Kondo'd your house. You don't need all those tools. You just need this.
It's ridiculous, but bear with us. When you stumble out of bed at night having to pee, you're going to be thankful you found out about it.
This LED toilet light is motion activated, so will gently guide you to where you need to peer and not sear your retinas and make it so you can't go back to sleep again. You can also pee on one of eight soothing colors.
This isn't just any mug. Press down on that handle, and your beer is gonna get that enviable beer foam that everyone is always trying to achieve. Because it is a beer foaming mug. Aerate the heck out of your drink and bring out those beer flavors you love.
Buy two of them so you don't have to feel bad about stealing one from your friend, and you can drink foamy beer together.
Keep your shoes protected from random rainstorms that could strike at any second. Or if you happen to find yourself going somewhere you didn't expect, with shoes that you love. You don't want to ruin them. Get yourself a waterproof shoe protector set.
Boyfriend won't tell you where you're going on a date, but decides to take you to the beach? Waterproof shoe protectors. Really want to jump in puddles? Going on a trip and have no idea what to expect? Protect your shoes no matter what.
You've got potatoes that need peeling. But it's such a pain. And every time you do it, you accidentally chop basically half the potato up that you were going to use.
But with the potato peeling gloves, a once irritating task actually becomes fun. Rub your potato up when you're wearing these, and it will be magically peeled. No cutting or fiddling around with a peeler necessary. And we know we've said potatoes a lot, but you can peel whatever you need to peel. Not limited to just potatoes. Just sayin'.
No one can be a wimp anymore and sip at their shot, because if they do that, their glass will melt. Ha! Got 'em.
Pour water into these molds, and you've got instant shot glasses. No more taking up space with that random collection of glasses you've picked up at random convenience stores. Save space and get shot glasses that disappear.
Yeah, these are real things. Shittens are actually going to help you in life a lot more than you think they'd might. Maybe not for this scenario, but for a lot of others. For instance, got a baby? You've probably already thought of thirty instances that you could really have used these.
Use 'em for your pets. Use 'em for your baby. Use 'em to clean up whatever mess you made. Just stick one on your hand, and you've turned yourself into a human cleaning machine.