Wait, does this mean the person takes a plane to school instead of bus? Or does it mean that they attend school MID-AIR ON A PLANE? Either way, we hope the school teaches this person the lost art of being humble.
This situation may seem absurd, but it's actually been mentioned before in song. It's the one that goes, "It's like 10,000 black AmEx cards, when all you need is a knife." Of course, Alanis changed it from "black AmEx" to spoons, but the situation is still just as relatable.
If you get an A in math, it's understandable that you might get a reward. Next up for this student should be working hard to get an A in English. However, that will only happen once they learn that "math" doesn't need an "s" on the end.
Based on this photo, it's unclear what exactly he thinks it so heavy. It could be the bottle of alcohol, or it could be that other heavy thing he carries around with him where ever he goes. In this case, we're referring to his ego.
Some people use coasters or playing cards. Other people use pieces of wood that are cut to just the right size. But why go through all that trouble when you've got a bunch of spare tablets and smart phones lying around?
From their casual use of iPhones, these people are clearly very wealthy. But since they have all those phones handy, you'd think they'd use one of them to Google the proper say to set up a Jenga tower. If they can't figure out that there's supposed to be three blocks/phones in each row, perhaps their not the must trustworthy person to play against.
If you plan on attending this family reunion, it's probably best not to show up in your Ford Focus or Kia Sportage. Unless, of course, you've been trying to find the perfect way to become disowned. If that's the case, then you're probably on the right track.
If you run out of scrap paper, you can always take notes by using your computer. You know, by turning on your computer, opening an blank document, and then starting to type. Although scratching your notes into the computer's metal can work too.
Here's yet another example of a rich parent messing up their kid's life by getting the wrong present. Next thing you know, this dad will try to give their kid the thing they need most. The only problem is, how do you wrap a proper sense of gratitude?
The most shocking thing in this photo isn't the ridiculously high amount on the bill. And it isn't the fact that it cost that much money for just two people. No, the craziest thing is that these two people loaded are on espressos and Red Bull.
When you're this rich, a collection of 20 pound notes can be easily converted into a tablecloth. Probably because you would never use the way-more-chic Euro for such a task. Everyone knows Euros are best used as dish towels.
Okay, we get it, rich kids have plenty of extra tablets lying around. But the real question is, how are they completely out of all place mats? You'd think they could send out Jeeves to get some new ones, but apparently that's not the case.