Perfect for anyone who wants to make their cornucopia 5000% more terrifying.
How to make one for yourself:
1) Buy a pineapple.
2) Say "F it."
3) You're all done!
Thanksgiving Smiles? Don't you mean Thanksgiving SCREAM UNTIL IT GOES AWAY!?
The real pilgrims risked starvation and freezing to death so that their legacy could live on through slug puppets.
You know, in case you're still sad about Halloween being over.
What the pluck?
Suddenly, Tofurky doesn't seem as terrible to me anymore.
Someone must have had a really fun round of MadLibs and then thought to himself, "Let's market this."
They see when you're reaching for second helpings of stuffing without asking. They see into your soul.
With all due respect to the end of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, this right here is the scariest bunny ever.
What's everyone thankful for?
"The '70s being over!"
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't get you first dibs on the drumsticks.
They came to America because they dreamed of a better life. And now, they'll haunt YOUR dreams.
Just the head. Because mummifying the whole body would be WEIRD.
"I accidentally scheduled my bachelorette party on Thanksgiving! What do I do?!"