You want to follow all the trends and look super cute, but why is everything getting smaller and smaller? You don't mind showing some skin, but this is getting ridiculous. They thought the bikinis were tiny weeny in the '60s but if only they could see them now! New name for bikini bottoms: butt floss.
Successfully doing your eye makeup means that it needs to be quiet so you can concentrate. One little slip up and you'll have to wipe your face and start over. Everyone please respect the artist at work!
Oh, you noticed that I repeated an outfit and you have a problem with it? Back up, bitch! Looking good costs money and it takes time to find pieces that you love. When you find something you like, you better wear it all the time and not hate on others that do.
You looked damn good when you went out tonight, but now it's time to wash your face. It doesn't matter how drunk you are, you have to take off the makeup. I can repeat that if you need me too. Just go slow so you don't get hurt.
How you wear your hair is important. Blowdrying, ironing and curling are all very time consuming and take a lot of work. Find what works for you and don't be afraid to just throw it in a bun here and there.
You have to get your nails done at a very specific time. You have a very tight window. Rush on over after you clean your apartment and do laundry and then make sure that you have nothing to do for an hour or too after.
Between the makeup and clothes, the manicures and pedicures, being a diva is expensive AF. There is waxing to be done, threading to be had and it all costs a hell of a lot of money. To you, it just is what it is.
Whether it is sweating through a shirt on a really hot day, a nipple slip or a broken strap scenario, wardrobe malfunctions are the worst. Wearing a T-shirt and jeans would be so much easier. Unfortunately it just isn't an option.
When you are that hot and that put together, people don't know what to do with you. Men don't know how to talk to you and women are quick to judge you. Just keep being your fine ass self and don't worry about those around you.
When you are a diva and you like what you like, it's easy for people to assume that you are high maintenance. If being high maintenance means you're not basic, you'll take it! You only have one life to live so live it up!