You're always "that person", the sad sack who shows up to weddings and parties without a significant other. You suffer sympathetic looks as you try to explain that your partner is away... again.
You never have to turn down a good time with your BFFs because of "date night".
"What do you mean you're going to Sweden? I want updates every hour, ON THE HOUR!!!"
There's nothing hotter than running into the embrace of your special someone after a long time spent apart.
Are they being safe? What if they get sick? Or kidnapped? Or abducted by aliens?
Your partner has seen the world and developed a better perspective. You'll be exposed to their views and become a better, more rounded citizen of earth.
It's not fair! Why are you stuck in Akron, while your partner gets to spend all their time chilling in cabanas on the French Riviera?
While your friends' partners get them sweaters from The Gap, you receive awesome gifts from around the world!
It's not easy to be stuck at home by your lonesome, while your partner is jetting around the world.
Without a significant other around to worry about, you can give a little more special attention to numero uno! Movie night in the bathtub? Don't mind if I do!
It's not easy to build a home with someone who is constantly away.
When your soul mate is a world-class traveler, your vacations get a whole lot cooler!
Between time zone differences, cross country flights, and areas with no reception, you don't get much time to talk with your lover.
There is nothing like a little exotic scenery to get your partner expressing their feeling in words. It's always great to check your email and see a beautifully composed ode to how awesome you are.
Suddenly, your partner's foreign friends start popping in for a holiday. This can be a lot of fun, but man, world travelers sure can party hard!