Kanye's obvi heard of the amazing Omega-3 properties that salmon contains. He's got a family now, so he's totes trying to lower his risk of heart disease.
Who hasn't been inspired after they decorated their entire dorm room for under $200? Also who can turn down those steamy Swedish meatballs?
Kanye really is just like us: unashamed of stealing music at the expense of record companies and artists.
My kids are LITERALLY my heart. Just like all my friend's kids and that girl I was in the same sorority with freshman year and her kids.
There is no better photo op than at a family holiday party. You look amazing, you're with loved ones and that s**t shines through, you know?
People like to go around saying that Kanye has no feelings, but he totally feels. Like the time he scratched his new car, he posted a pic of it (of course) with a sad face emoji.
Striped scarves are SO Harry Potter circa 2001. It's like, we've moved on from this.
Listen, I love musicals too, but the only one I've seen is Wicked. I'm no theater nerd.
But, honestly, who doesn't? Exes are like shoulder pads, they need to stay in the past.
Everyone knows that if your girl lets you have a man cave, then you owe it to her to hang out with her parents. And she'll want you to "want to" do it.
Kanye's an artist. And being an artist means that you're required to pay twice as much for a computer.
If I could live my life in yoga pants I would. Wait, what am I saying, I DO live my life in yoga pants and I love my life.
If you can't love yourself, then how can you expect someone else to love you? HOWEVER, if they can't handle you at your worst, then they don't deserve you at your best.
You try walking into Forever 21 with $5 in your bank account and not overdrafting. It's harder than it seems!
The biggest lesson my mother taught me was to nap when your children nap. Also, to ALWAYS wear lipstick when you leave the house because you never know where you're going to meet Mr. Right.
Who wasn't excited when our beloved Jack Dawson won the golden statue that at this point he was practically owed? I bet he'll "never let go" of it lolz.
If you really love your wife you're going to pose for her gee-dee'd Instagram selfie. That is unless you don't want some other girl to see it, in which case she'll immediately need to read through all of your recent texts.
If you're basic then these are the following things you like:
2) Will Ferrell
3) The Bachelor
The Kardashians are like botox, we all pretend we don't get it, but you know we're pumping that s**t into our brains on the regular. Just like Kanye.