An Instagram account known as "Russian Rich Kids" follows the wild and opulent lives of some of Russia's richest millennials. The wildly popular IG has amassed over 1.1 million followers since it started last October.
That's all the people who are watching this Instagram and wondering what they've done wrong in their lives.
We've shared some of our favorite photos below. Perhaps "favorite" is too strong of a word. We've shared some of the most ridiculous photos below.
What it can buy you is a trip to Cancun, apparently. And some really hot friends. We're not sure who we're talking about here.
But we do know that we want one of these sweet rides. But we have to do things like work, I guess. Or just look at this Instagram instead of actually doing anything and wish that we were doing what they were doing, yay.
Any way you slice it, you look like a dork in hover shoes. For reals.
Except...the more that we look at it, we actually like these hover shoes. Like, you're hovering over the water. Walking on water. Isn't that something that people have been wanting to do for centuries? And only one other person really ever did it?
So, in closing, we actually really do like these hover shoes and would like a pair of them, thank you.
"That's so cute you're feeding your baby tiger milk from a bottle!"
"Um, actually, it's ALMOND milk."
We hate and love this. We love this because it's cute. We hate it because they have a baby tiger and we don't know how we feel about that. We think we're jealous. And we're not sure if you're allowed to have a baby tiger. But you're allowed to have it if you're really rich, which isn't fair, is it?
That awkward moment when you think you're rich, but then you get photo-bombed by a yacht. So yeah, you think you are all that and a bag of chips, but then you turn around, see that big ass yacht and realize, "Damn...I ain't s**t."
Ha! Just kidding. This guy still thinks he's the s**t. You know he's like, "My jet ski is the best jet ski in all the harbor cause my daddy bought it for me and he loves me and no I don't have daddy issues you do!"
I haven't seen it. Is this what the movie Eat, Pray, Love is about?
Or it could be titled something like, Vacation, Vacation, Vacation. We can imagine this book wouldn't be about a whole lot except for lounging around and being relaxed all the time. Maybe someone comes out and brings you all of your favorite alcoholic beverages.
And we can't imagine that would actually be a very fun book to read, but we can imagine we would want to live that way.
Money can't buy you class. That's what his use of filters suggests.
However, it can buy you some very expensive cars that other people would love get their hands on.
So, you can make fun of him all you want for using too many Instagram filters. But you might just be making fun of him because you really wish you were the one who had these cars to use all the filters on, so there.
We wonder if she can walk in those heels. Maybe she's stuck in that chair forever because those heels look like they're literally impossible to walk in. Like, how did she even get there? Did someone cart her over there and just leave her because they didn't like her shoes? Maybe she can just take them off. Oh right, she could do that.
She's very pretty, but she can't stand the smell of her own farts. That's why she's wearing that weird mask.
We don't actually know what we're talking about. Really rich people are a different breed of people and we don't know how to react. There's a whole number of reasons she could be wearing this mask. Maybe she just got an expensive facial. Maybe she just wants to go swimming. The world will never know.
Thirsty for more? Can you just not get enough of all the rich things?
Follow Rich Russian Kids on Instagram. If you don't, you might actually start feeling happy about your life because you're no longer comparing yourself to people that are literally so far removed from the rest of the world that it's laughable?
Oh, what? It's Instagram and that's just what happens? We forgot about that. We'll get off of our soapbox. Sorry.