Hey, buddy, you can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs. And you can't crack a few eggs if you're not letting them roll down a ramp onto a slab of marble. That's how everyone does it, right?
The fact that she has apparently been able to take even a single step across that grate means that she's clearly some sort of deity. Forget walking on water, am I right?
This definitely looks like something rigged up by Pennywise the Clown. Trust us, you do not want mess around with that guy.
Sorry, dude. That car belongs to the wasps now. Finder's keepers.
What a waste of champagne!
And, now that I think of it, what a waste of bricks! Everyone involved here could have done way better.
This fish is probably pretty freaked out. But that's nothing compared to his owner, whose heart probably stops every time he looks over at the fish tank.
This is actually the earliest known version of the Tinder app. It was originally going to go a more literal route.
There's no point crying over spilled milk. But there's also no point in anything, ever, so you might as well just start crying anyway.
There is absolutely no way that this woman is leaning that far back and still hasn't realized she's going in the pool. On the other hand, this picture is on the Internet, and nothing is fake on the Internet, so...
Hey, guys! I just got back from polling the whole Internet and we've come to a consensus: This is the worst thing.
While this picture does make us feel anxious, it also makes us pretty jealous of the bowling ball. Is there a name for that feeling? Did we just INVENT an emotion?
I didn't know how hard I could blink until I saw this picture. But now my eyes have been open. I mean closed.
Haha! That'll teach your husband to leave his crisp, white shirts out on the counter!
Shortly after this picture was taken, Gerald the Chain Repairman was summarily fired from his job.
Look, Pinterest. I'm just going to come out and say it. Not everything needs to be a craft project. Please leave silverware alone.