Man, that bed looks comfy...
With technology the way it is now, love letters arrive electronically and normally consist of such poetic language as, "U up?"
Good question, Charlie Brown. Good question. In my experience, it's been pizza.
"Yeah." The most romantic word in the English language.
How much you want to bet Lucy didn't even turn around?
There's nothing more depressing than getting tricked out of depression.
Answer: Create something, then destroy it!
Peppermint Patty, I hear ya girl.
When peanut butter loses its taste, you know that's when something's wrong.
It's called life, and unfortunately, it isn't fair.
Mankind made it to the moon. People bend over and moon each other.
At least you're not alone. Pretty much everyone is awkward if you look hard enough.
You're not going anywhere.
You're sitting on top of a dog house.
...two out of three ain't bad.
When I tried to get out of going to school, I'd try to use the excuse that absence makes the heart grow fonder. Needless to say, it did not work.
Yes! I much preferred essays to other types of tests. (And I had lots of tests because that excuse of mine to get out of school never worked.)
Amen, Charlie Brown! How about...hear me out...not getting up?
If you think about it, this contains a lesson that applies to much more than trees.
Sometimes you need a good cry or a good sulk. It can be healing!
This particularly makes sense when the problem is a zombie apocalypse.
"Love hurts" isn't just a random combination of two words. It's the truth.