Age brings you wisdom. And whimsy too, apparently.
Babe, you know it was just Bowser talking. That's not who I really am.
May you always love each other as much as the internet loves doge. I can't think of a better relationship goal.
Netflix and chill?
Netflix and pillow fort?
I'd take this over oysters any day. To be fair, I'd take most things over oysters any day.
Furniture? What's that?
Some people will do anything to avoid going to Ikea.
Flowers are great and all, but they don't taste nearly as good dipped in ranch. That was a weird dinner.
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"Hey, babe, what time is it?"
"Time to make our phones go viral."
This is so much better than laying your coat over a puddle. Also, again, it's better than oysters.
Jay Z would approve. Which means that Beyonce would most likely approve, and isn't that all what we're really trying to do in life? Impress Beyonce?
He'll make a great father someday. He's already cracking dad jokes.
What if you love cooking? Do you lose on purpose? But what if you hate losing? I'm worried about you two!
I would never leave that bed. Not that I need a reason to ever leave the bed, but you get it.
Now we know how cereal mascots find love. Here's wishing the best for Toucan Sam and the Trix Rabbit.
Jan is awesome. Jan is the exact opposite of oysters.