“I walked in after a 10 hour shift at work. They were on the couch she was under him. I walked into the kitchen grabbed a glass of something to drink. Walked back into the living room. I told him to stay a bit because she would need help moving out. I told her to pack her shit and then I sat down in my chair and turned on the TV. It took all of an hour for her to get her shit. The dude left immediately. She balled her eyes out while sitting at my feet. Commercials came on and I looked at her and asked ‘what the hell are you still doing here?’” - uncertain_death
Worst commercial break in the history of commercial breaks.
“I came home early from visiting a buddy so I could surprise my gf. I was the one that got the surprise. I found her and a dude asleep in my bed. I calmly walked up to the side of the bed, gently woke her up and asked if she wanted pancakes. She must not have realized what was going on and said ‘Hey baby, sure’. I said ‘What about him? Does he like pancakes?’ The look on her face was worth every second of the shit storm that kicked up after that.” - MadMan04
I have a feeling that the guy didn’t stick around to eat any pancakes.
“I came home from a deployment and walked in with some flowers to surprise my wife and found her with my best friend at the time. His face was shocked and terrified. I have issues from past deployments and do not always handle things well so I took a breath and simply said ‘don't mean to interrupt, just need to get my things.’ I got my guns, my dog, and some work out cloths and went to a friends house who I knew would help me. She was pissed that I did not get mad and still claims that it’s because I was cheating.” -I_Like_Cheese1224
Way to point all the blame on someone else, honey.
“I was in college, dating a football player at a school where football is king. I had never dated an athlete before, and of course I had heard warnings, but he just seemed so nice, and he was cute and fun and I was naive. One night I decided to stop by his dorm room as a surprise. I got there and there was a girl in the hall crying and banging on his door. I ask her what was up. She explained to me that SHE is his girlfriend but he has locked himself in his dorm room with another woman and she is devastated at catching him cheating like this. So in one minute, I found out my boyfriend had TWO other girlfriends at the same time!” - loubird12500
Talk about a double whammy. A double-dating whammy.
“I caught them at a hotel at 3:30 am 3 days before our nine year anniversary. I banged on the door and threatened them. No one opened the door and I could hear them whispering to each other somewhere in the room. She was freaking out and crying but trying to muffle the sound. I could hear her telling her side action that I was going to kill them both. I didn't. I told them they could have each other and I just walked away. One day after all that, one of her friends told me that the guy she was in there with snuck out a back window leaving her for dead after I'd left thinking I was still there trying to find a way to get in.” - sillycones
Looks like someone’s choices left them all alone in the end.
“I came over to surprise her and I walked in on her naked taking selfies on her phone. She tried to play it off that she was sending them to me, which I believed at the time. She put her phone on the nightstand and we started messing around. About an hour later she fell asleep and I picked up her iphone to go plug it into the charger. When I plugged it in the display there was a picture of another guy's junk and it said ‘thanks for the pics, here's one to return the favor.’ This was followed by him sending several more dick pics in succession along with texts referencing ‘last weekend’ and a fuckton of those stupid emojis and winky faces.” - unknown
As if the dick pics weren’t enough. The emojis and winky faces really put the final nail in the coffin.
“I brought home groceries one evening after work and found my boyfriend sleeping with his coworker. Mind you, this is in my apartment, in MY bed. The entire scenario became extremely stupid after that. I dumped an entire gallon of milk all over them and chucked everything humanly possible within grabbing range. Looking back, it was kind of awesome clocking the chick in the head with a package of hotdogs, and no matter how soft bread is, it hurts when you throw a loaf of it squarely at someone's dick.” - NotThatSongAgain
“I walked in, saw her on top of him and looked at both of them. They both looked at me like deer in the headlights. I turned around and left after telling her to GTFO. A friend of mine went there about 2 hours later to verify she had left before I returned. She came the following weekend to get all of her stuff and I filed for divorce the following Monday. The only error I made was I forgot she was a cardholder on my two credit cards. She ran them up that evening before I called the next morning.”
“I came home from work and opened my door to find my wife asleep in a pile of people. Some I knew some I didn't, so I laughed. I then sorted through a beer bottle and ash tray deluge, got my cat, and left. She woke up in time to follow my truck through the parking lot.” - HighGasPrices
A pile of people?! A pile of people?! That is rough.
“Came home early from nightshift to find her in bed with what I originally thought might have been her mum. Walked up to the bed to make sure the alarm was set, and noticed that either her mum was a lot hairier than I thought or it was a guy. I turned the bedside lamp on and turned the radio on the alarm clock up to max volume. She opened her eyes, looks up, looks over the other side of the bed and the dude is starting to wake up. I just look at her, shake my head sadly, got up and left. I didn’t say a word. I left everything in the house and started anew.” - not-drowning-waving
I bet your silence has stayed with her forever. Good, she deserves it.
“I walked in on my boyfriend one morning, shirtless, cuddling with some chick in her pj's. I just kinda stopped and stared at them like an idiot. He never looked me in the eye. The girl, however, had no clue who I was and gave me a smile and a wave. Before I stormed out I remember thinking it's a good thing we don't know each other or else I'd vault the coffee table and land on both of them, throwing punches.”
“I actually walked up on them in the apartment pool. He was just humping away, totally oblivious that I had walked up and was standing there in shock. She finally saw me and swam away from him. He tried to do the whole ‘it's not what it looks like’ bullshit.” -Syntra44
Yea, “This humping isn’t what it looks like” isn’t really going to work.
“I was having with my girlfriend when I looked over and saw a used condom on the nightstand that wasn't mine. She immediately sighed and buried her face into the pillow as I stupidly asked ‘what is this??’”
I can answer that question, but do you really want to hear it?
“My ‘friend’ asked me to babysit her 11-month-old baby because she had some errands to run. I had her kid with me all day and the kid puked all over her clothes. My friend had left me the key to her house just in case I needed anything for the baby. So I went to the house, opened the door and found my friend riding my boyfriend. Basically, she had me watch her kid so she could fuck my boyfriend.”