Because you can't interrupt Bachelor in Paradiseto go for refills.
Most people can only carry a few bottles of wine at a time. Barb is not most people. She's Barb.
"MMMM, the color is a bold heather, and””SHUT UP, BRAYDEN! DON'T INTERRUPT MOMMY TIME OR I WILL SEND YOU TO BOARDING SCHOOL."
Wine Tasting Wednesdays is so great that it almost makes Cheryl forget her husband has a favorite chair.
ALL THE WINE. MOMMY DREAMS ABOUT ALL THE WINE.
Devin is finally in college and out of my hair! Let's black out on Pinot Grigio!
When Sandra needs to refresh, she goes to a special quiet spot on the grassy banks of the White Pines River and gets blazingly smashed.
This was supposed to be a gag gift.
It turned into a way of life.
Three weeks in, the ladies of the Parsley Lane Book Club realized that they hatedThe Unbearable Lightness of Beingbut loved Chardonnay.
Mom swears she only has one glass of wine when she goes out...
Pauline DESTROYED the PTA Christmas party by bringing this in as her Yankee Swap present.
"Cheers! And by 'cheers,' I mean, 'Leave me and my cabernet alone for fifteen minutes. I don't want to talk to you.'"
Margie named her daughter Kendall. She jokes that Kendall's her second favorite Kendall, after Kendall-Jackson cab.
Inside, Margie wonders if it's a joke.
Just... keep... pushing...
Almost... to... lips...
When Mommy goes to "soak," it means Taylor and Fiona are on their own for dinner.
With this, Hoda just became Kathie Lee's Jesus.
The kids are at school...It's Amanda time!
These two are going on their downward shame spiral...together!
She loves Mark, but that's not going to stop her from pouring his glass into hers the second he leaves for the bathroom.