Britney believes in fairytales. Heck, her life IS a fairytale. So it's no wonder that her Instagram account is littered with sayings and pictures that will make you believe in something fantastical. Like this picture of a gigantic lion with wings and a woman with an hourglass figure where all the sand is at the bottom. What does it mean? Britney wants YOU to figure it out.
Every Britney fan knows that she loves all things girly and fancy. That's exactly why she loves perusing Pinterest and finding pictures of high tea and then Instagraming said pictures to her followers. Did she have this tea and cake? No. Does it matter? No. Do we love Britney even more for this? Of course.
Who knows when it actually started, but on October 6th at 10:35am, Britney Spears decided to let the world know that she was going through something. She wanted us to know that, even though she's beautiful, it doesn't mean that she's not human.
An hour later on October 6th at approximately 11:29am, she hadn't quite shaken that feeling of being beautifully broken, so she decided to post this follow up quote as a cathartic response. While we may never know what Brit Brit was going through that fateful October morning, we were there with her, and that's what matters.
A novice would look at this photo, give Britney a nod for her rock-hard abs, and be on their way. But a seasoned pro knows that this photo is so much more than that. Upon closer inspection, we get a rare look into the intimate world of Britney's bathroom. Her makeup, he body spray, HER INHALER (did we even KNOW that she used one??!) and quite possibly the most valuable piece of information we could ever receive: Britney likes to relax after a long day by watching TV in the bath. Preferably a network sitcom.
I love to think about the build-up behind the Instagram. Was Britney scrolling through Pinterest and stumbled upon this cheeky saying, then she had a good chuckle to herself before deciding to share this with her fans? Was she sent this meme by a close girlfriend and she grammed it as an inside nod? We'll never know, we can only appreciate.
Before a few years ago, Ms. Spears followed all the rules (minus a couple bad months around 2007 that we've all collectively agreed to never talk about again), and now that she's gotten more and more freedom, she's using it to stand up for herself and women everywhere. She fights for our rights.
Let's call this what it was, Corn Gate. Some background: On Jan 19th, 2016 at approximately 11:18am, Britney posted this picture of Mexican corn to her Instagram. The controversy? Allegedly, if you Google "Mexican corn" this is the first image that pops up. So while we all know that she had homemade tacos just a day before this post, ALLEGEDLY she then stole this picture from Google and passed it off as her own. But I will ask the members of the jury one simple question: Can you really blame a girl for having Mexican food on her mind?
Britney Jean Spears doesn't need to help a goddamned person the rest of her life and she'd be fine. But does she choose to live her life that way? NO, because she's an angel that was sent down from heaven to teach us how to feel.
Even though Britney's a mom, she still knows how to cut loose. Case and point: New Years Eve 2015. At around 2pm (admittedly a little early to start ringing in the new year), Brit decided to get the party started all on her own by posting this fun selfie. However, this is NOT where the story ends...
14. "Good Morning 2016! Don't Mind the Little Bruise on My Forehead"
A little more than 24 hours after Britney's previous New Year's Eve post, she posted yet another selfie showcasing a tiny bruise on her forehead. What happened in the hours leading up to this point? We may never know, but we can definitely speculate that she had one hell of a New Years Eve.
15. "Bob Marley and the Wailers... Frankly as Good as It Gets!!"
Anyone can post one Bob Marley quote and be on their way, but our girl went one step further. Roughly nine weeks after she posted the photo above, she posted this videoof an apparent Bob Marley and the Wailers concert. While we can't be sure this is all true, we can be sure that Britney is a magical fairy that lives inside every single one of us if we would just believe.
Britney is known for looking one way on the outside and being an entirely different person on the inside. I guess I'm just thankful that she's finally getting to paint with all the colors of her wind, you know?
If nothing else, Brit Brit loves a good laugh. You can just imagine the behind the scenes of this snap. Our girl was probably cruising through the mall, hitting up Bath and Body Works, maybe Victoria's Secret too, and as she was headed to Cinnabon for a quick snack, she stumbled upon this "interesting fellow." Of course she had to take a pic. She's Britney, bitch.