This is Norbert. He's only seven inches tall and weighs just three pounds, but that doesn't stop him from making a difference. Norbert is a registered therapy dog who volunteers at local children's hospitals and nursing homes.
And, as we've learned from his Facebook page, in addition to all of his other activities, Norbert is also a full-time derp.
Yes, Norbert is also an author. We're not exactly sure how advanced the prose is, considering, you know, that he's a tiny dog and not a human writer, but his book really is available on Amazon if you'd like to check it out for yourself.
This was Norbert's getup when preparing for his big inner-city rap battle.
...It didn't go very well. First of all, for his "performance" he just barked incessantly over music tracks, which was weird. Then, when he lost, he peed on the floor and went to sleep in the corner. I don't think he'll be invited back.
Wow. As if the original Ewoks weren't derpy enough, now Norbert has set a new standard.
Hey, if you enjoyed these photos of Norbert, consider giving him a like on his Facebook page. He'd probably be happy about that...if he wasn't a dog and actually had any concept of what a "Facebook" was.