You'll never have to pick up a full garbage bag and run the fastest you've ever run in your life out to the trash can again. Putting newspapers in the bottom will prevent any drippage, and you can finally take that leisurely garbage walk you've always dreamed of.
This is such a genius move you'll be sorry you aren't a kid anymore. But trying this is definitely enough of an excuse to go by a box of Lucky Charms. Or Reese's Puffs. Ooh, or Cap'n Crunch. Or Fruity Pebbles. The list goes on.